Terms & Conditions

Effective Date: 07/25/25

Welcome to Wipes, Wine & WiFi. By hanging out here, you agree to play by the rules below. If not, that’s okay—but this site isn’t for you.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing this website, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t, please exit quietly, maybe take a snack for the road.

2. Our Stuff = Our Stuff

All blog posts, images, and downloads are property of Wipes, Wine & WiFi unless otherwise noted.
You're welcome to:
✔️ Read, share, and snort-laugh at posts for personal use
❌ But don’t copy, sell, or repost as your own without written permission

3. Don’t Be That Person

Using this site means you agree NOT to:

Troll, spam, or post anything offensive
Break, hack, or glitch the site
Pretend to be someone else (looking at you, spambots)

4. Outside Links

We may drop links to other websites or products. We don’t control those, so click at your own risk and read their fine print.

5. Comments + User Content

When you comment or submit anything here, you give us permission to display it publicly. We reserve the right to remove anything spammy, hateful, or just plain weird. Keep it respectful.

6. No Medical Advice

This blog = stories + real talk. It is not medical advice, legal advice, or gospel. Take what you need, laugh a little, and always check with your real-life professionals.

7. Liability Stuff

We’re not responsible if reading this site makes you cry, laugh, spill your latte, or question your entire life. You use it at your own risk.

8. Privacy

Your visit is also covered by our Privacy Policy. We don’t sell your info, ever.

9. Updates

We may update this page from time to time. The latest version will always live here. Keep checking in if you’re curious.

10. Got Questions?

Slide into our inbox anytime by submitting a form on the Contact-Us page. We love nice messages.